Sunday, July 29, 2012

A Great American Cowpoke














Cowpoke: “Give me three packet of condoms, please.”

Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

Cowpoke” “Nah – She ain’t that ugly.”

7 comments:

Janie Junebug said...

Oh, Coffey. Oh, dear. That's nasty.

Love,
Janie, who likes it nasty

middle child said...

Hey. There's something about the tax/tacks too. Can't remember.

T. Roger Thomas said...

hehe

Venom said...

That reminds me of the old 'coyote ugly' joke..

It's a one bagger if she/he's ugly,
It's a two bagger if she'he's REALLY ugly,
And then there's coyote ugly...
Where you'd sooner gnaw off your own arm than wake them up getting out of bed.

Not So Simply Single said...

Pretty funny...

Darth Bacon said...

Nasty is a good thing

Ducky said...

Perfect! The double-baggers are the worst! I think that's what they made beer for.