Cowpoke: “Give me three packet of condoms, please.”
Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowpoke” “Nah – She ain’t that ugly.”
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7 comments:
Oh, Coffey. Oh, dear. That's nasty.
Love,
Janie, who likes it nasty
Hey. There's something about the tax/tacks too. Can't remember.
hehe
That reminds me of the old 'coyote ugly' joke..
It's a one bagger if she/he's ugly,
It's a two bagger if she'he's REALLY ugly,
And then there's coyote ugly...
Where you'd sooner gnaw off your own arm than wake them up getting out of bed.
Pretty funny...
Nasty is a good thing
Perfect! The double-baggers are the worst! I think that's what they made beer for.
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