Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Married 50 Years

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said to her, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”

“Now…we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I am now sleeping with sleeping with a 73-yearl old woman.  It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of the bargain.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV again.

Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

And thanks to my friend, DC, for the joke.


Momma Fargo said...

I think Judy probably carries a big gun, too.LOL

Linda said...

We do get smarter as we get older.

lotta joy said...

We start growing the balls that you are losing AND we've learned how to be vicious and victorious... and to carry a gun.

Old NFO said...

LOL, all too true! :-)

Miss Em said...

Still...think Judy thinksit's been 50 years.