Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report
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APRIL 15--Today in Unique Weapon news:
A man is behind bars after allegedly striking his roommate in the head with
a wad of pizza dough, police report.
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33 minutes ago
8 comments:
What is it with Chuck Norris today? He's on fishducky's blog, too. Is it his birthday, or did he kill the town bully?
Love,
Janie
No, Janie. He's just Chuck Norris, the man all the bad guys send notes to saying they want to be his friend.
ROTF! I needed that laugh this morning!
He has little feet.
MF, the rumor is he's hung like a horse. Little feet are not always correct.
If he's hung like a horse, then send him to my house. Just for a chat.
*chuckle*
That poor old man shaved his beard off! I'm glad I don't have to see photos of myself when I was a hot mama. Just think of all the magazines he has to avoid!
Hung like a horse? Like Milton Berle? I miss the bareback riding of my youth.
giddy-up!!
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