The wisdom of the great Gook Philosopher, Confucius:
It’s OK to let a fool kiss you,
But don’t let a kiss fool you.
A Kiss is just shopping upstairs
For downstairs merchandise.
It is better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.
Man with a broken condom
Is called Daddy.
Woman who fly upside down
Have crack up.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax
Doesn’t know if he is coming or going.
A drunken man’s words
Are a sober man’s thoughts.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
And you lose interest.
Viagra is like Disneyland…
A one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.
A joke is like sex,
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Man who argue with wife during the day
Get no piece at night.
Feel wiser now? Me neither!