Thursday, March 27, 2014

Ten Lazy Rules

Rules that govern my life…

Ten Lazy Rules:

1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV.

2. If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy.

3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry.

4. I’ll tell you later!!!

5. Don’t charge your phone till until it says 5% remaining.

6. Screw the “Terms and Conditions”.  Just hit “Accept.”

7. If it’s not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn’t exist.

8. Why make your bed when you’re just gonna get back in it again.

9.  If you are late, don’t go.

10 If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.


Linda said...

#3 and #10--please just stay I totally agree with the bed making. Great list.

David said...

#7 and #8 - definitely.

Old NFO said...

LOL, good (and lazy ones) is right...

lotta joy said...

Oh lord. I thought I was the only one to kick those damn ice cubes under the fridge! Honest.

Rita said...

Hey Coffey.

Just wanted to thank you for your service Sir. Your sacrifice was not forgotten.

Love ya.

Coffeypot said...

Linda and David, they all describe me on just about any given day.

OldNFO, If I wasn't such a procrastinator I wouldn't be so lazy.

LJ, the ice cube is just water anyway. It will dry. See number 3 above.

Riga, darling, thanks, but I just served. So many more did way much more than I did.

Coffeypot said...

Sorry, RItam not RiGa.