Tuesday, April 01, 2014

The Smell Of A Leather Dress

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry,


he gets weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new golf bag !


Pamela said...

I could wear the golf bag

Old NFO said...

Smells like a new car too... :-)

Linda said...

Now, that is hilarious!

lotta joy said...

Yeah, but after WEARING that leather all day, she'd smell like an explosion at the fish factory.

Coffeypot said...

Pam, you would just like to be felt up while we are going through all the pockets.

OldNFO, or a new truck.

Linda, glad you got a chuckle.

LJ, sardines in a leather package, huh?

Not So Simply Single said...

Shut up. You are hilarious...can't wear leather in Maui...wouldn't be a good thing...

Furry Bottoms said...

Uh, um, I laughed at your post. That was funny! Now I am stifling at giggle at Little Joy. An explosion at the fish factory?! Sardine in a can? OMG!