Rules that govern my life…
Ten Lazy Rules:
1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like
what’s already on TV.
2. If you have to say something more than once, its
not worth the energy.
3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
4. I’ll tell you later!!!
5. Don’t charge your phone till until it says 5% remaining.
6. Screw the “Terms and Conditions”. Just hit “Accept.”
7. If it’s not on the 1st search page on
Google, it doesn’t exist.
8. Why make your bed when you’re just gonna get back
in it again.
9. If you are
late, don’t go.
10 If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the
fridge.
7 comments:
#3 and #10--please just stay home...lol. I totally agree with the bed making. Great list.
#7 and #8 - definitely.
LOL, good (and lazy ones) is right...
Oh lord. I thought I was the only one to kick those damn ice cubes under the fridge! Honest.
Hey Coffey.
Just wanted to thank you for your service Sir. Your sacrifice was not forgotten.
Love ya.
Linda and David, they all describe me on just about any given day.
OldNFO, If I wasn't such a procrastinator I wouldn't be so lazy.
LJ, the ice cube is just water anyway. It will dry. See number 3 above.
Riga, darling, thanks, but I just served. So many more did way much more than I did.
Sorry, RItam not RiGa.
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