Tuesday, October 28, 2014

AIRPORT FULL BODY SCANS



CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered
   
0
Transvestites

133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

I thought you should to know.

6 comments:

Jess said...

What bothers me most is the amount of tax dollars spent to determine how many politicians have no balls. I could have told them, and I would have saved them money.

Linda said...

LOL

Old NFO said...

Heh... Good one!

Momma Fargo said...

Ha. Fo sho.

lotta joy said...

It easier to spot the above list with common sense and an eye for detail. No full body scan needed.

Furry Bottoms said...

VERY illuminating. Excellent public service announcement.

I went through the full body XRAY for the first time last summer. I was startled, because I can NEVER EVER go through the security platform at the airport without setting it off. I ALWAYS set off the alarm. But with the XRAY, not even a peep. I was shocked. My skeletons remain in the closet for now!