Rules To Live By

To HEll With Murphy's Law! Here are a few rules you can get behind and believe in.
1. If Any Thing Can Go Wrong, Fix it. (To hell with Murphy’s Law)
2. When given A Choice - Take Both.
3. Multiple Projects Lead To Multiple Successes.
4. Start At The Top, Then Work Your Way Up.
5. Do It By The Book - But Be The Author.
6. When Forced To Compromise - Ask For More.
7. If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them, Then Beat Them.
8. If It’s Worth Doing, It’s Got To Be Done Right Now.
9. If You Can’t Win, Change The Rules.
10. If You Can’t Change The Rules, Ignore Them.
11. Perfection Is Not Optional.
12. When Faced Without A Challenge, Make One.
13. “No” Simply Means Begin Again On A Higher Level.
14. Don’t Walk When You Can Run.
15. Bureaucracy Is A Challenge To Be Conquered With A Righteous Attitude, A Tolerance For Stupidity, And A Bulldozer When Necessary.
16. When In Doubt, Think.
17. Patience Is A Virtue, But Persistence To The Point Of Success Is A Blessing.
18. The Squeaky Wheel Gets Replaced.
19. The Faster You Move, The Slower Time Passes, The Longer You Live.

Stay Postitive!

Another word for plus (+) is POSITIVE.

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I Got an AWARD - I'm Beautiful, too

Can you believe it? Me being given an award…not just an award, but a Beautiful Blogger Award.

I received this award from the beautiful (yet visually impared)Val who resides oveer at Golden To Silver. She is one of my favorite reads and is a very sweet lady. (She craves my body, too. Okay! I will honor the restraining order, Val.) So jump over and look over her site, tag her as a follower, and let me know when you do because she is paying me a commission for each new follower she gets vie me. (NO! Just kidding! She’s too good to have to pay anyone to visit her.)

However, the conditions of this award are that I have to name 7 things about myself. Then I have to pass it on to 7 of my peeps that I think are fantastic. Now for the seven people I have to give an award too. I refuse to ever single out any of my peeps because if you are on my sidebar, you are worth reading and you are a favorite of mine. So I am going to do what Val did…the first seven (if I get that many readers this time) people to comment may consider yourself tagged. But I would appreciate it if you let me know if and when you accept the award.

So here are the seven things you should know about me.

1. I raced stock cars on the bull rings dirt track around North Georgia back in the 70’s
2. I have never been pregnant.
3. I have never had sex with a man.
4. If the toilet seat is down, I’ll piss in the sink.
5. If I go outside at night, I’ll piss off the deck.
6. I hate slow, courteous drivers. Move or get out of the fucking way.
7. I don’t like that aggravating music on blogs, but it is your blog so I just mute my computer. Your welcome.

Now you first seven (and any others who want it because you are all beautiful) want this, copy and past it to your side bar or award file.

And thank you all for adding so much laughter, seriousness and information to my life.

You are all truly BEAUTIFUL!
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