Monday, September 10, 2007

Stop It

Okay, everyone! Stop blogging! I mean it. Stop! Don’t type anymore. I will be out of town making a dog run to a shelter in New Jersey and I won’t be able to read your stuff until I get back. And I don’t have time to read three days worth of your stories, complaints and lies.

I’ll be back on Thursday morning. You can start again on Wednesday, if you like, but not before.

Do what I say, now. Don’t make me take off my belt. When I do my pants fall down and you don’t want that. By the way, do you know where I can get a good pair of suspenders?

See y’all later.

12 comments:

katy said...

safe trip, sorry cant stop bloging, so take your belt off to me, go on!

KLee said...

Oooh -- you promise about the belt? It'd be just like you to turn out to be a tease!

I don't think we'll stop, just to see what you'll do!

GrizzBabe said...

It's been well documented that I enjoy spankings; therefore, I will continue blogging.

Biddie said...

Sorry, can't stop myself, either.

Do what you must. (and have a safe trip)

Marni said...

You don't scare me...

e.Craig Crawford said...

Like you thought that was gonna work. I hope you're up all night reading replies to your post. Don't forget to stop reading in time to get ready for work. Wouldn't want you to be late.

Itchy said...

Though this belt threat is intriguing to me, I can't help but want to know more about the dog shelter run you are doing. Please to be telling me about that. Thank you.

Teri said...

you can always stop at my place to check the blogs if you're really desperate.

so I guess I can keep blogging since I live in Jersey?

e.Craig Crawford said...

Oh, crap! I forgot. It's not Wednesday yet. :-(

Anonymous said...

I blogged, okay? Suck it up and put your clothes back on (and I'll trust you to do this without visual evidence).

katy said...

still waiting for that belt;-)

Pamela said...

not the belt...