MST, you guys are welcome to come anytime - for a few days. But not to worry, after you find out how utterly boring I am, you will want to leave. All of a sudden you will say, “Oh my Lord, I think I left the iron on. Quick, Biker Buddy, grab Piano Box and let’s get the hell out of here. Thanks, Coffeypot for having us. It has been a treat sitting here all this time just staring at each other. You guys packed yet? Thank you, see ya soon. AHHHHHH!”
Jim, that’s a great campaign slogan for Barack “The Ears” Obama. Funny, too! Especially with all the Whoppers he tells.
Oooh quick, somebody cook up three whoppers and stuff 'em in those three mofo bro's cakeholes before they melt the little ordering post with the speaker in it. Some people get pretty antsy when they don't get their fat fix.
Have you ever seen David Letterman work at the drive-thru at McDonalds? He tells the customers they are out of beef and french fries. It is hilarious! I think this was a rip-off from that.
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22 comments:
see I think they should have put that one on primetime t.v. lmaoooooooooo
I actually hate burger king, and really hate these commercials. Someone needs to shoot their stupid asses. hehehehe
Sweetie, it always warms the cockles of my hear (what is a cockle anyway?)to the point of tears when you show your sensitive side.
yeah but coffey, my sensitive side is red and irritated with a rash. grrrrrr
This is HILARIOUS! Totally freaking hilarious. Ai-yi-yi! LOL! ROTFLOL! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Good thing I didn't listen to it last night though, LOL!
I seem to be surviving without Whoppers.
I also survive without TV or commercials.
PS Andrea gave me the pens for Christmas.
PS, I gotta go shovel snow. Are you ready yet for me and the guys to move in and be your new DOT? Sick of this $#!^!
Perhaps Barack Obama can add this cause to his list of campaign promises..."A Whopper A Day Keeps The Hood At Bay!!
MST, you guys are welcome to come anytime - for a few days. But not to worry, after you find out how utterly boring I am, you will want to leave. All of a sudden you will say, “Oh my Lord, I think I left the iron on. Quick, Biker Buddy, grab Piano Box and let’s get the hell out of here. Thanks, Coffeypot for having us. It has been a treat sitting here all this time just staring at each other. You guys packed yet? Thank you, see ya soon. AHHHHHH!”
Jim, that’s a great campaign slogan for Barack “The Ears” Obama. Funny, too! Especially with all the Whoppers he tells.
MST, Sorry! I washed my hands this morning and I can't do a thing with my fingers. That should have been Piano BOY not Piano BOX.
Look at you, Coffeypot! Posting You Tube clips and everything...You hangin' with the big dog techies now!!!!
Burger King is outstanding, and I love those commercials.
But this is even better?
whatevergir, it’s true. I’m so cool I can give frost bite. Actually, I have to thank Marni. She has help create this monster.
rwa, I, too, love Burger King and I would love to see someone do this for real. Are we on for tonight?
Oooh quick, somebody cook up three whoppers and stuff 'em in those three mofo bro's cakeholes before they melt the little ordering post with the speaker in it. Some people get pretty antsy when they don't get their fat fix.
Somebody needs to wash their mouth out with soap!
I haven't had a Whopper in years. I may have to try and hunt down a Burger King tomorrow.
That obviously was a professional production, or some damn good amateur work. Great acting too. I rolled all over the floor on this one. Good find.
grizzbabe, I can't argue with that, but it is funny. I love Burger King and Wendy’s. But my favorite hamburger right now is five guys’ hamburgers.
e.craig, I think you are right. But it is a funny production. I love the line, “I need a Whopper like Nicole Ritchie needs two pounds.
Those commercials are really funny. I wonder what would happen if that happened to me? Well if it did I would be embarrassed.
You know, I've actually haven't had a whopper ever. I wonder what it tastes like.
Poot, as soon as you get some teeth I will buy you a Wopper Jr. and a kids meal, too, so you can have the toy.
Why didn't they put his one on TV? It is much funnier than the ones they are showing now!
That was hilarious. Do you think those guys were for real?
J.
Have you ever seen David Letterman work at the drive-thru at McDonalds? He tells the customers they are out of beef and french fries. It is hilarious! I think this was a rip-off from that.
shaking head over here --
(I've never had a whopper. I've never lived)
I had to play this for BB! He leaned over me laughing his head off. LOL! Very funny.
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