Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but they may not be the right thousand words.
It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
Math illiteracy affects eight out of every five people.
People usually get what’s coming to them… unless it was mailed.
Always write in complete sentences. Always.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.
Trust your first impressions. It seems that thinking only confuses you.
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
When the going gets though, everyone leaves.
The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page usually records nothing but man’s failures. – Earl Warren
Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year – “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. A freshman looking curiously at the photos turned to his buddy and said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
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