My Dictionary For Those Who Need It

The English language can be very confusing, especially to people learning to speak it as a second language. So, with my vast knowledge and superb education, I am sending out a list of words and their definitions to help in the cause. I mean to be helpful.

1. A CLITORIS is a Type of Flower.
2. A PUBIC HAIR is a Wild Rabbit.
3. A VULVA is a Swedish Vehicle.
4. SPREAD EAGLE is an Extinct Bird.
5. A FALLOPIAN TUBE is part of a T.V.
6. A VAGINA is a Medical Term for Heart Trouble.
7. A MENSTRUAL CYCLE has Three Wheels.
8. A FELLATIO is an Italian Dagger.
9. A G-STRING is par of a Violin.
10. SEAMEN is a term for Sailors.
11. ANUS is the Latin Word for Yearly.
12. TESTICLES are found on an Octopus.
13. CUNNLINGUS is a Person who Speaks Several Languages.
14. ASPHALT describes a Rectal Problem.
15. KOTEX is a Radio Station in Texas.
16. MASTERBATE is used to catch Big Fish.
17. MASTERBATER is the Head Bate Preparer on a Fishing Boat.
18. COITUS is a Musical Instrument.
19. FETUS is a Character on Gun Smoke.
20. An UNBILICAL COARD is part of a Parachute.
21. A CONDOM is an Apartment Complex.
22. When YOU MISS A PERIOD you can use a Semicolon.
23. AN ORGASM is use to Accompany a Choir.
24. A DIAPHRAM is a Geometric Drawing.
25. A DILDO is a Type of Sweet Pickle.
26. An ERECTION is when Japanese Vote.
27. A LESBIAN is From the Middle East.
28. SODOMY is a Type of Fast Growing Grass.
29. PORNOGRAPHY is the Business of Making Records.
30. GENITALS are Non-Jewish Persons.
31. DOUCHE is French for Twelve.
32. AN ENIMA is Someone Not Your Friend.
33. OVARIES is an Egg Dish made with Cheese.
34. SCROTUM is a small Planet next to Uranus.
35. A WET DREAM will not shock you under an Electric Blanket.

Now go forth feeling secure in your ability to communicate with people like me and brother dave and e.craig. We are natural born Master Cunnlinguist.