A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
She's got a monkey on her back
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A 69-year-old woman who put herself on a lifetime self-exclusion list was
removed from a casino after winning the jackpot at a slot machine.
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6 comments:
Ewwwwww that's disgusting! Happy 4th to ya! :)
Yup, that would do it!
LOL not heard that one before, will be texting that one around thanks!
That's nasty.
Yeah! It would have ruined my day.
Even if you've never had one, stroking a penis is still fun!
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