DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
WELL, SHIT!!!
She's got a monkey on her back
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A 69-year-old woman who put herself on a lifetime self-exclusion list was
removed from a casino after winning the jackpot at a slot machine.
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6 comments:
I am certain Maxine could find a way to make that fire extinguisher vibrate.
It never hurts to read the labels on those things before you buy:
• stand next to something hot
• aim your hose at the heat, and squeeze the handle
• stand back, and see if anything starts to sizzle.
There's a cork very every bottle.
well???? isn't she trying to put out a fire??? sheesh!!!
If I wasn't dating and sleeping with My Gal Spooky, I'd be puttin' th' moves on Maxine fo' sho'...
Maxine is HOT!
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