A woman was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband "I feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Her husband replied "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started. . . .
I copied this from Scarlet. Sorry! I had too.
I'm off on my monthly dog run tonight. I will take my laptop along so keep the stuff comming.
She's got a monkey on her back
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A 69-year-old woman who put herself on a lifetime self-exclusion list was
removed from a casino after winning the jackpot at a slot machine.
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2 comments:
Have a safe and enjoyable dog run.
Have a great and safe trip.
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