If I were to be buried this is the head stone I would like to have before I meet my maker.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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I love the headstone! Military guys always have a good sense of humor. :) I got an email like this the other day only it was for women.
LOL. Most guys can't handle ONE good woman, never mind five.
I guess the only happier guy is the one who makes custom-fitted lady's saddles.
Heaven help you if two or more of the four ever meet.
And as for us, it's always better to be lady #4.
Wow, somebody made my headstone already.
Great headstone! Hee hee!
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