Judy and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
Judy asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yep!,' I sniffed, poking my chest out, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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thanks for stopping by and since you gave me a morning smile I will be adding you to my reader.
I did a series of post "MY LIFE" that you may want to go back and read. We pass near Woodstock on the way to Blairsvill, maybe the army and navy can get together. My high school 54th reunion was in Rome Ga a couple of years back.
Thanks for the chuckle I needed it - and the cartoon is a hoot too!
Hugs!
That's hilarious. Good for Judy!
Coffeypot... That's an old joke, but in your case, it's probably true.
Cute joke! And? Good one Jim!
Some lengthy celebrations are well justified. That Judy is one smart cookie.
LOL! FUN-EEE!
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