Thursday, August 06, 2009

No Teeth Down There

 
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting outside the ladies dressing room for his mom to come out. While waiting, the little boy gets bored and, spying a mannequin, wonders over to it. The mom comes out just in time to see him sliding his hand up the mannequin’s skirt.

“Get your hand out of there!” she shouts. “Don’t you know that woman have teeth down there?”

The little boy quickly snatches (bad choice of words?) his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn’t get bitten. For the next 10 years this little boy grew up believing all women had teeth between their legs.

When he was 16 he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, “You know you could go a little further if you want, too.”

“Huh?”

“Well…why don’t you put your hand down there?” she says, pointing to her crotch.

“Hell, no!” he cries. “You’ve got teeth down there!”

“Don’t be ridiculous,” she responds, “there’s no teeth down there.”

“Yes there are,” he says, “my momma told me so.”

“No, silly, there aren’t any teeth down there,” she insists. “Here, look for yourself.” With that she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

“No, I’m sorry.” he says. “My momma already told me that ALL women have teeth down there.”

“Oh for Christ’s sake!” she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, “LOOK, I DON’T have any teeth down there.”

The boy takes a good long look and replies, “Well, with the condition of those gums I’m not surprised!”

She took someone else to the prom.
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7 comments:

Christine said...

Ok..now that was just bbaaaddddd.

Kanani said...

Yeah, that was a baaaddd one.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give that one a 5.

Citizen Soldier said...

That was great. I am going to forward that one.

Coffeypot said...

Christine, thank you...I try.

Kanani, I can get worse.

CS, help yourself.

CI-Roller Dude said...

Did you hear about the new prodoct from Ipod?
It's the Itit. It's a device that is implanted into the woman's breast.
this solves the old problem...woman complain that men only stare at their breast

and never listen to them.

Coffeypot said...

Dude, yeah, they always say, "look at my eyes, not my breast." EYES, I got eyes. The breast are much more interesting.

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