Sunday, August 16, 2009

Special Notice From The Pentagon


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
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Trukindog said...

Hey why is AZ. not on that list?
I'd join that Unit in a heart beat!

Sorry I've been MIA for a while bud.

Coffeypot said...

TD, what's her name...I hope?

teri said...

I totally agree!

The war could have lasted a week, with no casualties, and cost about $5

maybe you can give the government this idea for next time?

Red said...

This is HI-larious!

Special K said...

And this Arkansas girl says HELL YEAH!!!!!

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Now THAT would solve things in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

If we had done that on 9/12/01, it would have all been resolved on 9/13/01.

Kanani said...

That's hilarious!
My suggestion was to drop Estrogen in the water sources, and then watch the Taliban start having a hankering for shoes, shoes and hair products.
War over.
But the thirst for shoes will make way for capitalism.

Brother Dave said...

Looks like Obama made another good choice.

Coffeypot said...

BD, Obama had nothing to do with it. If he had it would have been some more of his Chicago thugs who would have bowed down and laid down. You want it done and done right, send some Southern boys.

Anonymous said...

I'd knew you'd make me laugh if I came here...

That was funny!

Coffeypot said...

Glad you came, then. Hope you are feeling better, too.