Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Best Engine


It has been said that a noted Gynecologist once proclaimed,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so "fucking temperamental".

5 comments:

powdergirl said...

Management reserves the right to be just as 'fucking temperamental" as management deems appropriate at any given time or during any given mood swing.

And thats just how that is, baby : D

Oh, and happy belated birthday!

Secretia Teller said...

That is an original.

Daffy said...

Oh WOW... haven't seen that one before! You're a riot old man! You surely are.

Hope you had a fab birthday weekend!

Coffeypot said...

Powdergirl, so you are haveing PMS issues. Call me next week when you are feeling better.

Secretia, Nope! I found it in an email and on line when I was looking for the origianl author. Ain't one.

Daffy, being called an Old Man really makes my fucking day. Thanks, you young whippersnapper.

kyslp said...

OMG, where have you been all my life? That is too funny!