Dear Senior Citizen,
Sorry, the US can't afford your ailments anymore so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!
We at the White House hope you enjoy your free tax payer final vacation!
The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.
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Well, at least it was legal with a contract and everything
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An Arkansas couple tried to sell their 2-month-old baby boy for a 6-pack of
beer and money, Natural State law enforcement say.
Darien Urban, 21, and Shalen...
23 minutes ago
1 comment:
Nice.
Probably still live longer that way.
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