Monday, December 14, 2009

Only An Italian Man...


ONLY AN ITALIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular is terrified.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves. He removes his shirt, muscles rippling across his chest.

She gasps!

He walks right up to her, so close she can feel and smell his breath, and looks her straight in the eyes and says.....

'Here - Iron this, and get me something to eat....'
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7 comments:

Ed Adams said...

Uh-oh. The ladies won't like this one.

Coffeypot said...

Damn, and I wake up every morning wondering what I can do to please the ladies. And if washing my shirt does it for them, who am I to arguer?

Secretia said...

I saw that punch line coming.

♥Georgie♥ said...

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Daffy said...

I should be laughing but this totally describes my husbands cousins. Fortunately hubs has brown eyes and is from Southern Italy....Sicily to be exact. Much better grown there :O)

(I did laugh...BTW)

CI-Roller Dude said...

...dang it, squirted coffee through my nose all over the keyboard.
Coffey, do you get slapped alot by woman?

Kanani said...

ha ha ha ha!