A few Animal Captions
If Dogs Could Talk
"Look. . .I was thirsty man, deal with it."
"Touch de duck... I keel you."
“Weeeeeee!!! Look at me I'm Yoda!”
"You want a piece of me? Bring it on...!"
"Kid. . .You're askin' the wrong guy."
“I don't get it. Where's the milk?!“
“Bread! You're seriously giving me bread?“
[sniff, sniff]. . ."Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"
"This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."
"I. Hate. You."
“BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh”
"It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout"
”Wow, dude... I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. Got any munchies? I can't feel my tongue... Hahahaha”
"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."
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