Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Stuff Of Romance Novels




He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room.  Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice, close to my ear.  "Just relax. . . "  Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing and moving upward along my calves, slowly, but steadily.

My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care.  His touch was so experienced, so sure.  When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and I partly closed my eyes.  My pulse was pounding.

I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.  And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.  Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.  This is a man, I thought.  A man used to taking charge.  A man not used to taking "no" for an answer.  A man who would tell me what he wanted.  A man who would look into my soul and say . . .

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice.  "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse.

"You can board your flight now."
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11 comments:

suz said...

*blech*

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Hey, I was just getting into it. Maybe you should start writing some bodice rippers.

middle child said...

Hmmm. I just decided I need to book a flight to see my babies in Las Vegas!

CI-Roller Dude said...

Now I don't care who you are, that was funny.

lorraine said...

Yes that was funny!

Miss Em said...

Hello Blog-Daddy

Does this mean that you ARE "getting up the courage" to face the gropping of same-sex feelers as you start your visit to an old friend doing its job at sea ???

Miss Em

PS you "bad old swab-bee" you had an "ole" Lady panting and breaking out in a 'sweat of shivers' only to discover it was a hoax.

Biddie said...

Lol. Funny, and yet disturbing. :)

powdergirl said...

Huh, I thought we were gonna hear about a prostate exam for a minute there.

That was really funny, thanks for the laugh!

Momma Fargo said...

OMG! That was funny shit. I think I peed myself. LMAO! I love you, Coffey!

myevil3yearold said...

That was some funny shit right there. I am your newest follower. Got here via Absolutly Narcissism

Stacy Lynn said...

I knew you'd get a kick out of this one.

By the way, I've given you a blog award if you want to check it out. There are no rules about passing it on (you can if you want). All you have to do is accept it. :)