Saturday, March 05, 2011
The Brotherhood Has Spoken
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continued to meddle in Egypt’s affairs, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.
It's gonna get ugly, people.