Judy asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."
When am I gonna learn that truth and honesty NEVER, EVER works.
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15 comments:
funny ... unless you are Judy
Ain't that the truth.
CP... you are a mess! hahaha
OOOOOPS!!!!
Stuff Happens,and Happens and Happens.
OUCH.....who said honesty was the best policy anyways?
Don't you remember reading 'Highlights for Children'...Goofus and Gallant?
Check this site out http://www.cracked.com/funny-5498-goofus-gallant/
Um...nice job, Goofus!
(still love ya!)
~AM
Hahahahahahaha!
And OMG, what happened to that guy? OOOph!
You always make me smile, if not laught right out loud!
HAAAAA!! I guess all those insurance premiums will finally pay off.
Sometimes I'm surprised you're still alive.
But I'm always glad you are : )
Ahhhhh, Coffey...you are the epitome of a man who does not know the difference between "total honesty" and "i-like-to-keep-my-ballsack-intact total honesty." HAHAHAHA!You crack me up!
Never a dull moment for Judy! You da man!
I read in the other post that your PC is feeling under the weather. Hope he, and I say he because a 'she' wouldn't get sick! HUA!, feels better soon! Kisses baby!xoxoxo
So funny! I love Judy!
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