Sunday, May 22, 2011

Two Guys In Court

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.  I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.  If you succeed you will have no jail time.  I'll see you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people?  That's wonderful.  How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor.  I drew two circles like this: O o . Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge.  Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people!  How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says.  

 "I drew two circles like this: o O.   

Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison..................


Anonymous said...

LOL!!! That's damn funny :D

myevil3yearold said...

I just spewed my diet coke on my keyboard

Ed said...

Just as good as the first time I heard it.

Sandra said...

I never know what else to say John,you come over to my blog, make the best comments; someone today suggested you change your name from Coffeypot to Sexpot! haha! And then I come here, and never have anything more exciting to say than "You're funny!" I guess it could be worse, right Sexpot?

Coffeypot said...

V, glad you liked it.

Me3yo, I only have one word for ya, Windesandpapertowels.

Ed, if you have seen’em before, don ‘t read’em.

Sandra, darning, you don’t have to say anything more than ‘Hi” just so I know you’ve been around. Sexpot? I think Pervpot would be more like it. Besides, your post are the best and funniest. I can't hold a candle to you.

Momma Fargo said...

Hilarious. Always like prison jokes...for some reason...even if I wasn't a cop they are funny.

Jamie said...

You never disappoint. I like your idea for your new name, by the way --- pervpot has a certain ring to it.

Hugs. Thanks once again for all your encouragement. :)

laughingmom said...

Very funny - I may have to draw that diagram for my teenagers!