Wednesday, December 28, 2011

New Year's Eve Warning

























Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

My advice…stay at home New Year’s Eve.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety…ME!
 

9 comments:

Suz said...

Couch potato here! Not goin' anywhere...

Coffeypot said...

Same here, Suz.

LOLA said...

Never fear! The dogs and I will be right here at home and will not venture any farther than our fenced-in backyard.

Love,
Lola

Matty said...

I'm staying home, so I won't be the victim of drunk driving, or the cause of any accidents either. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year my friend.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

I'm staying home. I've got all three That's Entertainment and The Great Ziegfeld, starring William Powell, on the Tivo, so I'm set.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Meant to be an "s" after "Entertainment," but that's what I get from rearranging words to fit better. I'll...just....like this....next time.

Coffeypot said...

Lola, that is amature night and I always stay home.

Matty, great to hear from you, pardner. Hope you come back soon.

Writer, I gave up on trying to make works fall in place, spell correctly and punctuate properly when I retired. Movies will be on the menu here, too.

dc said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS!

Guess we are all old farts, as we will be staying home as usual and prob go to bed well before midnite. Blah!!!!!!!!!!

Beau's Mom said...

Oh great. This is the FIRST TIME we have ever gone out on New Year's Eve. If you never hear from me again.....