Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
My advice…stay at home New Year’s Eve.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety…ME!
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety…ME!
9 comments:
Couch potato here! Not goin' anywhere...
Same here, Suz.
Never fear! The dogs and I will be right here at home and will not venture any farther than our fenced-in backyard.
Love,
Lola
I'm staying home, so I won't be the victim of drunk driving, or the cause of any accidents either. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year my friend.
I'm staying home. I've got all three That's Entertainment and The Great Ziegfeld, starring William Powell, on the Tivo, so I'm set.
Meant to be an "s" after "Entertainment," but that's what I get from rearranging words to fit better. I'll...just....like this....next time.
Lola, that is amature night and I always stay home.
Matty, great to hear from you, pardner. Hope you come back soon.
Writer, I gave up on trying to make works fall in place, spell correctly and punctuate properly when I retired. Movies will be on the menu here, too.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS!
Guess we are all old farts, as we will be staying home as usual and prob go to bed well before midnite. Blah!!!!!!!!!!
Oh great. This is the FIRST TIME we have ever gone out on New Year's Eve. If you never hear from me again.....
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