Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How Much?


















The other day I was talking with an old pal and a question came up. 

Let me explain.

"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH  HANDS.

BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.

BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.

I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.

"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?

6 comments:

Beau's Mom said...

70 and he gets a hard on at all? So, if he can turn it to face himself....and since he's old, he's probably bent over....I'm seeing some advantages here....

Beau's Mom said...

whew. I was afraid I actually published what I was typing before....and....oh....nevermind

Lil Dreamer said...

very cute! Tell Judy way to go for me!!

Janie Junebug said...

Beau's Mom, You're naughty. I like that.

Love,
Janie Junebug

Jay in Ames said...

Good stuff! Came over from Little Dreamer's blog, after a google image search for "dutch oven" (go figure, huh?).

Not So Simply Single said...

One of my gay girlfriends posed the question, when a man is hard, can you break his dick if you point it to the ground?

I had to try it out for myself with my sweetie...

and the answer was,

OUCH!