The other day I was talking with an old pal and a question came up.
Let me explain.
"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
6 comments:
70 and he gets a hard on at all? So, if he can turn it to face himself....and since he's old, he's probably bent over....I'm seeing some advantages here....
whew. I was afraid I actually published what I was typing before....and....oh....nevermind
very cute! Tell Judy way to go for me!!
Beau's Mom, You're naughty. I like that.
Love,
Janie Junebug
Good stuff! Came over from Little Dreamer's blog, after a google image search for "dutch oven" (go figure, huh?).
One of my gay girlfriends posed the question, when a man is hard, can you break his dick if you point it to the ground?
I had to try it out for myself with my sweetie...
and the answer was,
OUCH!
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