Thursday, December 19, 2013

What Is...

Did You Get These Wrong, Too?

1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?
A. The letter W
2. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval & delicious?
A. Coconut 3. What's about 6 inches long and has a vein running down it that women love to get their hands on? A. 100 Dollar Bills 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? A. Bubblegum 5. What is that a woman has two and a cow has four? A. legs 6. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. A. chewing gum
7. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
A. crane
8. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up I get wet before you do. A. tent
9. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. A. dentist
10. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. A. Wedding Ring
11. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. A. Elevator
12. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. A. Nose
13. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When come, it's news. A. Newspaper Boy
14. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. A. Glove


Janie Junebug said...

Well! Those were news to me.


Old NFO said...

ROTFLMAO! Good ones!!!