Showing posts with label Auto Accident. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Auto Accident. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

New Year's Eve Warning

























Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

My advice…stay at home New Year’s Eve.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety…ME!