So, having already downed a few power drinks at the bar, a woman turns around and faces the man standing next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says:
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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