(Is Satan saying, “Go ahead, he won’t cum in your mouth.”?)
First, the Lord made man
In the Garden of Eden.
Then He said to himself,
“There’s something he’s needing.”
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
Kept messing around 'till He created a girl.
God named the creation ‘Woman’ and gave her…
Two beautiful legs,
So long and so tender.
A beautiful waist
So trim and so slender.
Two lovely hips
To increase his desire,
Round and firm
To bring out the fire.
Two lovely breast,
So full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes
As she whips them around.
Two lovely arms
Just waiting to hold you.
Two loving hands
To sooth and caress, too.
Soft cascading hair
Hung down over her shoulder,
With two dreamy eyes
To make him grow bolder.
Two beautiful lips,
So warm and inviting.
God knew that the man
Would find them exciting.
She was made for a man
To make his heart sing.
The He added vocal chords
And ruined the whole damn thing...
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