Going Home Late

I guess because I am elderly I was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where I was going at this time of night.

I replied, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who in Hell is giving a lecture at this time of night?"

I replied, "That would be my wife."