You know you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning with out having any fun the night before, and going to the doctor means you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
But with age comes skills. It's call "multi tasking." I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee at the same time.
And I have my hand in a cast. I banged it up the other night on the night stand when I woke up with an erection and my hand was asleep. I was trying to wake it up. You see, Sweet Tea is in New Jersey and has been for over two weeks, so I can't afford to loose any opportunities.
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