Rules that govern my life…
Ten Lazy Rules:
1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV.
2. If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy.
3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
4. I’ll tell you later!!!
5. Don’t charge your phone till until it says 5% remaining.
6. Screw the “Terms and Conditions”. Just hit “Accept.”
7. If it’s not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn’t exist.
8. Why make your bed when you’re just gonna get back in it again.
9. If you are late, don’t go.
10 If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.