Thursday, March 27, 2008

Kittens For Fun - Puppies For Delivery

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a motorcycle policeman in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small; their eyes are not even open yet.'

'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

'DEMOCRATS' says Little Suzy.

The tall man chuckled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens and the 'FREE KITTENS' sign. The big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'

'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'They are all 'REPUBLICAN' kittens.'

Taken by surprise, Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'

Soooo, I haven’t been on-line all day because I am preparing to take a load of Republican puppies and a few older dogs to New York (Niskayuna and Menands with a total of 12 puppies and 9 adult Republicans.) So I won’t be around until Saturday night. Y’all have fun and I’ll see ya later.

16 comments:

e.Craig Crawford said...

Sounds like a true story, but it IS humorous. Are you sure you're not really out of town for another sumo wrestling tournament?

clew said...

HA ha haaaaa ... I love it!

Old Lady said...

And I am getting ready to post again. Oh well, I guess you have to wait a little longer!

ccw said...

Thanks, as always, for a good laugh!

Burfica said...

that is so funny, yet so very umm true. hahahahah

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Another great one...

Have a safe trip.

Anonymous said...

Quite a few trips with animals. Do they ride up front with you?

katy said...

have a safe trip and give all those dogs a hug from me x

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

heh!

Coffeypot said...

e.craig, my sumo days are over. I gained too much weight and now my ‘nunchaku’ is hidden under my belly. SOO SOLLY!

Old lady, I’ll be there as soon as I can.

NNM, nah! I took 19 this trip, so they ride in cages.

Katy, I do get to hug the all as I deliver them to their new destination. I always find one I want to bring back with me. But that would go over like bacon at a Jewish wedding.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Have a safe trip! I used to live near Niskayuna and my Uncle lives there still. In Niskayuna, so say hi to him, OKAY?

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

He's in his 90s.

Pamela said...

you are back in form today!!

Libbe said...

I love it!!

Anonymous said...

Lord, Coffeypot! You're too smart to jump on the Hussein bandwagon, sir! LOL!

GrizzBabe said...

I hope you and the pooches made it safely.