Friday, April 25, 2008

NEVER NEVER NEVER

 

How many times do I have to tell you, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Fart in a wetsuit.

And NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Complain to your wife about her cooking at bar-b-que.
 
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10 comments:

Burfica said...

Alekx wears a wet suit all the time, but she won't send me a pic of her like that. the big meanie.

Terry Stynes said...

lol. Good post but that picture has kinda put me off having a barbecue. :)

Olly said...

I'll never be able to bbq again...or wear a wet suit.

Christine said...

You know I have a couple of ex husbands that I might want to BBQ for this weekend.......thanks for the idea.

Old Lady said...

Hahehehahahaeheheehahaha.

So why in the world did you not save some bbq for me!

Coffeypot said...

burfica, if you do ever see Alekx like that, stick her with a pin and watch her skim over the water like a power boat.

terry, it's safe to go - just don't piss off the cook.

olly, you can't quit now. Life can be very smelly and hot but fun.

christine, it sounds like your exes are lucky to be exes. Now you would put a new meaning to 'split up.'

OL, I save you one that is raw and hard – especially if you swallow.

GrizzBabe said...

Nuh uh! That is not what it looks like!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Where's my bun?

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! VERY FUNNY, I can think of a few of those that ought to be grilled!

some big politicians. Or ground up for pig fodder.

e.Craig Crawford said...

That's great advice with very good photo examples. I will certainly take this to heart.