Wednesday, June 04, 2008

One For The Women & One For The Men

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said, 'OK take off all your crose.'

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'

So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.’


And for us older men, Willie Nelson put it best when, on his 75th birthday said, ‘I have outlived my dick.’


Biddie said...

LOL. That was too funny. I used to work with a Dr.Chang. He had a wicked sense of humour. Must be the same guy.

Special K said...

Can you really outlive your dick?
I'm a little concerned as I married an older man.........

now I'm freaking out....

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

Egad, I've seen lots and LOTS of people with that disease right here in town! Gaaah!

Southern (in)Sanity said...


Jan said...

Outlive your dick? OMG! You tell me that NOW? LOL

GrizzBabe said...

Very funny, coffeypot. Where do you get these?

Coffeypot said...

biddie, you know those Chinese... they all look alike so it probably is him.

special k, when what use to stand up in the mornings and watch you shave and now looks down while you tie your shoes, then you have lived longer than your 'little me,'

grizzbabe, I get daily emails from all over the world. I only copy those that are half way decently funny.