A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
Carries a machete in her car.....
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A Nashville woman is in custody after allegedly attacking a maintenance
worker with a machete at her Madison apartment complex.
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6 comments:
Ewwwwww that's disgusting! Happy 4th to ya! :)
Yup, that would do it!
LOL not heard that one before, will be texting that one around thanks!
That's nasty.
Yeah! It would have ruined my day.
Even if you've never had one, stroking a penis is still fun!
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