My Blogging Firend, Tookie Tail, posted this and I though I would share it with my peeps, too. But read quietly because I didn't tell her I was steeling it and she might hear you if you read out loud. Shuuuuu!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I have finally found inner peace.
A friend proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.
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Aha! Caught you red handed!! :hehehe: Love it!=D
That's pretty funny.
Next to you.. I'm a lightweight. But I have been hankerin' for a whiskey sippin' evening. Jack or Jim.. top shelf.
tookie tail, sorry and thanks.
e.craig, I am such a heavyweight. I have a fifth of Jack about 2/3's full and a pint of Jim that has had three drinks made with it back in my kitchen cabinets. They have been there for around four years. hic! I prefer a cold beer.
Beer is the height of God's accomplishments, for only after he made the Irish did He realize he needed "brakes" on ego,....and beer was the answer!
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