Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Can You Relate

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba--- Denture Queen
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again


Trukindog said...

Yep...nuf said :-)

Anonymous said...

ha ha very good, and yes I can relate to a few of them, especially Leo Sayer, right enough said i am of for a nap!

Biddie said...

I think that the Commodores are singing my song.

GrizzBabe said...

I was beginning to hope that I would not qualify for this little test until I got to the Helen Ready tune.

e.Craig Crawford said...

I guess I'm lucky having only the Commodore's problem. So far.

When Darkness Falls... said...

Ha! Not yet, but I know it's only a matter of time...!

RWA said...

OK, I had to wait and catch my breath from laughing so hard. That's fantastic stuff.

coffeypot said...

trukingdog, amen!

little wander, that seems to be a constant state of affaires around here lately.

biddie, especially at night.

grizzbabe, it’s the beginning of it all.

e.craig, if that is all; you are indeed a blessed man. No one can say you are full of it.

wdf, you day is-a commin.

rwa, steady boy. Don’t hurt yourself.

Pamela said...

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

there for awhile I was passing out marshmallows