According to the U.S. Census Bureau:
9,000 people are screwing right now,
2,000 are kissing.
100 are getting head, and
1 lonely fucker is reading blogs.
Pray for me!
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!
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Wyo. (AP) — A bison gored a man Tuesday after a large group of visitors got
too close to the animal in Yellowstone National Park, officials said.
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7 comments:
I'll pray for you if you'll pray for me. How's that?
Pray for you? I'd rather get a girl on her knees for some other reason.
Such as scrubbing the floor or finding a contact lens. What did you think? You filthy animal!!!
hehehehe
Dammit...I think it's wrong. There are at least 3 of us! lol
oh shit I'm the lonely fucker too. dammit!!!!
OMG, I should have not posted.
Now everybody knows.
Post or no post, deep down we already knew.
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