Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Warning From Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers, and possible candidates for President of the United States.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly?


teri said...

Oh, is that a promise?

Olly said...

Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! That is soo frikin funny. I don't think that many people from where I live now would get that, but I used to live in Vancouver. 'Nuff said!

Anonymous said...

very good.
think we could all add to the list!!1

Brother Dave said...

Those are idle threats.

"Convenience store" managers, and cab drivers love it here because they cannot live so freely in their own countries.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Luckily, I don't need any of those people.