Saturday, November 08, 2008

Weekend Humor

Here are a few tidbits to lighten up your weekend - if it needs lightning up.
This one, if any of you know me personally, is my new theme song because it fits so well.

And in keeping with the educational traing like my past post, I present you men with some excellent advice about keeping peace in the house. Listen close men and take notes. It may save your life.

And finally, Tim has something to say about church.

Feel Better Now? I do!


Pamela said...

I admit it.. I laughed.

Cooper Green said...

I've forgotten most of my memory jokes, but here's one I like:

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

coffeypot said...

pamela, good! That was the intent.

cooper, that is so me. I'll tell you, Horace, that... Who? What? Oh well!

KB said...

Simply Brilliant, the Wife and I have been havin a good laugh.

RWA said...

That's great stuff...especially that first song.

Jim Latchford said...

I played all three clips for Judi. After the first she said, That's you!" (She's right!) After the third she prayed, "Oh Lord...turn this water into wine!" You've got the admire a faith like that.