Two cars meet in the road and the drivers frantically gesture at one another.
“Pig!” says the woman driving one car.
“Bitch!” says the man driving the other car.
A few seconds later the male driver crashes his car into a pig wandering in the middle of the road.
The moral: Men just don’t listen…and women believe that a man should always understand what they mean.
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