Friday, March 27, 2009

They Said It, Man


No, the fuzzy faced guy above is not E.Craig pontificating on life.

However, it is time for more quotes from the famous, infamous, and…who???

Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.
- Paul Tillich

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
- Isabel Colegate

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
- Dorothy Parker

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
- Alice Kahn

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
- Oscar Wilde

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- Rita Rudner

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
- Jules Renard

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
- Mark Twain

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
- Hermann Hesse

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
- Franklin P. Jones

When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
- Chris Rapier
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Brother Dave said...

Re: "I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."

Definitely a recipe for misery.

Biddie said...

I love Rita Rudner. She cracks me up :)

SkippyMom said...

"Snore and you sleep alone." How true :)